faller Chapter 7 Suckers
There’s a sucker born every
minute.
Every single fucking minute.
The wife doesn’t like it when I
swear. She keeps a swear jar at home. I put money in every day even though
we’re never going to have kids to give the money to.
She’s a good woman.
She’s entitled to her delusions, after
all I put her through.
I never mention that the jar
doesn’t really have a point.
Every day I put money in and it
just stays there. It just sits there. We go to church every Sunday and she
holds my hand, and I’m just glad that she stayed with me all these years.
She knows who I am.
She knows the kinds of things
that I do.
She knows all about me. I never
lie to her. I don’t talk about the things that I do and she never asks, but I
never lie to her.
She knows.
And still she stays.
Still she loves me.
So let her have her swear jar
that gets so full of money that neither one of us will ever touch, that gets so
full of money that I keep having to buy bigger and bigger swear jars, and we
laugh about that.
She’s a good woman.
I guess she’s a sucker for loving
me, but she’s my sucker.
All those other suckers though.
All those other suckers with their stupid vacant grins and their pathetic
excuses for why their lives have gone to shit or why their lives have always
been shit.
Two more for the swear jar.
You’re either the sucker or the
guy taking the sucker.
And I am definitely going to find
a way to take this particular sucker.
Even if he is in jail again.
His kid is still there. Just the
kid and that dirty goat.
I can find a way to leverage that
situation. Give a man a lever and he can move the world. Not quite sure how
just yet, but I’ll figure something out when I get there.
I always do.
This way to the Egress, folks.
All those suckers lying to themselves
all the time, telling themselves some story about god or the way the world is
supposed to work, but in the end the world works the way it works whether they
like it or not.
Predator or prey. The one that
eats or the one that gets eaten.
That’s the world.
That’s the real world.
You don’t need to grow up on this
piece of shit Island to know that.
Another one for the jar.
I tried arguing once with her
once that one shouldn’t be considered a swear word. It’s just describing a
normal bodily function that we all have to do pretty much every single day. But
I guess that a swear word is whatever we say it is, because we’re the ones that
get to decide what offends us or doesn’t. No matter if it’s all phoney and the
words people get offended by are the things that they do every day or think
about every day.
Let her have that.
Sometimes you’ve got to play by
the rules of the game, even if they don’t make any sense.
And sometimes you just make up
the rules as you go.
Sometimes you find a way to use
the rules or bend the rules a little, and you’re a fool if you don’t, because
someone else will, and you’ll end up being the sucker. Someone else will get to
feed on the broken corpse of your stupid rules.
My job, in theory, is to make
sure that those rules don’t get broken or bent too far.
But my job in the real world is to
figure out how far those rules can be bent and to make use of this badge that
they were fool enough to pin on me so that me and mine get the most out of this
life, and that we’re not the suckers, that we’re not the prey.
Not like this drunk and his
messed up kid.
All that council money now.
All the casino money.
And these suckers got themselves
some free land, a nice house, a boat, and then they go to blowing all the money
they got and the money they get every year.
It doesn’t take a genius to talk
them out of that land and that house.
They can keep their boats.
But that land is worth something
to people who know how to take advantage, and it doesn’t matter that those
people aren’t even allowed to own this land. There’s always someone who is.
There’s always someone who is willing to take the money just to have their name
on a piece of paper, and that someone is me.
It it wasn’t me, it would be
someone else.
It was good enough for Joseph
Brandt, it’s sure good enough for me.
This idiot doesn’t even have the
boat and he burned most of his house down, almost killed that creepy kid. Himself.
And even that dirty goat.
He doesn’t deserve that land.
He never earned it.
All these idiots would just sit
there in their new houses, the same people that they were when there was no
council money and casino money, and do nothing with all that land, with all this
valuable border land.
They don’t know what they’ve got.
They don’t know what they’ve been
given.
They just know how to lose it.
Suckers.
They see a badge and a uniform,
that most of them didn’t even bother to vote to give me and they believe
anything that I tell them, or they’re too scared of the uniform to say no.
Either way.
Suckers.
Somebody’s going to take their
money.
Somebody’s going to take their
land.
Might as well be me as anybody
else.
Suckers are born to be suckered.
Prey is born to be eaten.
It’s not the wolf’s fault that
the pigs didn’t know how to build a house.
I watched my old man drink and
piss away everything he ever got. Blamed it all on the white man. Blamed it all
on the system. Blamed it all on my mother. Never once looked in the mirror and
saw that he was the sucker and it wasn’t anyone’s fault that he didn’t have the
backbone or the brains to make something out of himself.
It wasn’t the Residential Schools
or the Church or the Government’s fault that he stood there and took it and did
nothing but feel sorry for himself.
Wasn’t anybody’s fault that he
was a waste of space. That was on him.
He was the sucker.
And my mother was the sucker for
staying and taking all his shit.
Not me.
Not me.
No, I joined the army just to get
off this shitty Island. Came back and made something out of myself. Got myself
a degree and when they wanted to put me on the council, I took it. When they
wanted to put the badge on me I took that too.
I keep the peace.
I can’t stop every single asshole
from being an asshole, but I do what I can.
Another two for the jar.
Three.
Keep the laws that matter and
bend other ones any way that I can bend them.
Law of the jungle.
Stupid people shouldn’t be alive
anyway. They’re out there having babies by the bushel with no money that they
earned, and no brains and their kids end up as stupid as them, like cows that
don’t even know that they’re being fattened up for slaughter.
Fuck them.
One more for the jar.
Fuck them twice.
Two for the jar.
They talk about fairness and how
the world was a paradise before the white man showed up, but half us were
killing the other half, and half of us are still killing the other half. Booze
and drugs and shooting off guns when they’re drunk or wasted. Running each
other down on the road or the river while they’re drunk or wasted. I’ve seen
it. I’ve seen the wrecks. I’ve seen the bodies. Some people are just too stupid
to be alive, or too weak to be alive, and back in the old days if that was you,
you were the one that ended up dead. Now you get to to do stupid things to hurt
other people. Kill other people.
We had wars.
Our ancestors killed other
people’s ancestors. Ate some of them. Parts of them. That’s what our own
stories say. When the priests came here we did the same thing to them. They
chose the wrong side so we killed them and we tortured them and cut their skin
off and ate their hearts.
Cut off Brebeuf’s lips and stuck
a burning stick down his throat.
Paradise my ass.
Wasn’t one then and it sure as hell
isn’t one now.
Maybe a paradise for the winners.
Maybe a paradise for the hunters
and the killers.
Paradise is what you make.
Paradise is what you can take.
Paradise is for the ones strong
enough and smart enough not to be the prey.
Cain killed Abel because Abel was
too stupid and too weak to be alive.
Survival of the fittest.
Sucker born every minute.
Fuck them.
One for the jar.
If we had a kid he’d be one rich
motherfucker.
Fuck.
Two.
Better off than this poor kid.
His father would sign anything you
put in front of him once you get him drunk. Sooner or later he’s just going to
kill himself and that kid. Too stupid to be alive. Dumb motherfucker.
Fuck.
Two more.
Just another mean drunk.
Just another sucker.
And that kid.
That kid gives me the creeps.
Hardly ever talks. Stands there
staring off into space like he’s in some kind of trance. Talking to that kid’s
like talking to that ugly goat of his. Just stares at you and stares like he
sees you but like he sees past you too. You just can’t tell what the hell is
going on inside that kid’s head.
Hell is not a swear word.
Not anymore.
I’ve seen hell. I know what it
looks like.
Definitely not a swear word.
Kid gives me the creeps.
Damn goat gives me the creeps
too.
Damn’s not a swear work either. They
say it on TV all the time. They say all kinds of shit on TV nowadays.
Fuck.
Two more.
Best thing that ever happened to that
kid if I took him in, put him in the system. Living in that burned out house
all alone. Not my fault his father’s an asshole.
That prick sober and locked up is
meaner than any rattlesnake and more disagreeable too.
But maybe the boy could give me
some leverage.
Maybe that kid could be useful
for something at least.
Prick.
That’s a swear word.
Yeah.
It’s a swear word.
Fuck.
That jar’s going to be full. Our
kid would be a billionaire, if we could have one.
Going to have to buy another jar.
Put it beside all the other ones.
Kid really gives me the creeps.
Probably retarded or something.
Be better off in the system.
Car in the driveway.
There’s a fucking car in their
driveway.
Probably that girl. Pretty one.
Seen her here before. Heard she’s trying to take care of the kid. Not sure why.
What her angle is. Don’t think she’s a social worker or a teacher. Kind of
looks like she could be part Indian or maybe Oriental. Hard to tell sometimes. Could
be related to the kid somehow. Except she doesn’t look like she’s from the
Island.
Not sure what her angle is and I
don’t like people who are up to things I can’t figure out.
Going to have to dig into that.
Find out who the hell she is and
if she’s going to be a problem.
What the hell is she doing?
She’s just standing in the
driveway.
Staring at something. Behind the
house. Maybe the field.
She’s just standing there.
Bag of groceries spilled out all
over the driveway. Can’t see what she’s looking at. Must be something that matters. She should
have heard my car. She hasn’t looked back even once, and she’s not taking
notice of all that mess in the driveway.
What the hell is she doing?
I don’t like complications.
I fucking hate complications.
One more for the jar.
Two more. Losing count.
I can’t see the boy.
I can’t see anything behind that
burned up house.
Maybe something happened to the
kid. Out here all alone, something bad was bound to happen.
Not sure how that breaks down for
me. Might be hard to reason with that prick after something like that. Or if
maybe something like this’d leave him open to be manipulated.
I don’t like complications.
Just stop the car. Sit here for a
moment.
Try to figure out the situation
before I go jumping in.
She’s looking back at me now.
She sees me.
The look on her face.
What is that look on her face?
Fear?
Relief?
Guess I’m going to have to find
out.
If I wasn’t married I’d fuck the
hell out of her.
Shit.
Going to need a whole new swear
jar.
Okay.
Hate complications.
I really fucking hate
complications.
Don’t like not knowing what I’m
walking into.
Only one way to find out, I guess.
One way to find out who the
sucker’s going to be.
This way to the Egress, folks.
This way to the fucking Egress.
Going to need a whole new jar.
Going to need some way bigger
jars.
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