This might be it for Anna Kendrick...

 May 25
Well. I was literally about to eat a raspberry, it was centimeters from my mouth, and noticed a very small SPIDER on it and now I’ll never eat a raspberry again, or fruit, or food. So I guess this is goodbye.

#funny #humor #humour #quote #quotes #laughs #AnnaKendrick

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