Sarah Silverman thinks we should have another name for fireworks...

17h17 hours ago
Why don’t they call fireworks what they really are: dog terrorists. Can y’all just google image fireworks? Maybe go to a gun range if baby needs to hear a big boom you’re killing my dog

#funny #humor #humour #jokes #SarahSilverman #dog #dogs #fireworks #dogsandfireworks

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